These are 10 sure fire ways to help you become an even bigger dork than you already are.


1. Start watching a show enjoyed by the elderly like "The Golden Girls" or by kids such as "Fraggle Rock" or just skip all that and watch the Sci-Fi channel 24/7.

2. Idolize a lesser known news jounalist or a big loser personality on TV ie Charlie Rose, Carson Daly, or worst of all Ryan Seacrest.

3. Use phrases that are out-dated or just plain odd good(or bad as the case may be) examples are, "Groovy", "Peace Out", "Chat Champion", "Don't you wanna Funk with me", "Let's go and boogie on the rooftops".

4. Build a robot.

5. Develope an unhealthy obsession for Anime or Manga.

6. For companionship get a chia pet, sea monkeys, a pet rock, or a fern.

7. Play with action figures, legomen, or tranformers.

8. Quote lines from your favorite movie or TV show popular ones seem to be: "Your mom goes to college", "Precious where is my precious", "You're Fired", "The tribe has spoken", and "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?" HAHAHA Pulp Fiction is a funny movie.

9. Sing "Dragostea Din Tei" in front of your web cam like that fat kid did.

10. Dungeons and Dragons... 'nuff said.


Now if you will excuse me I have go work on my robot now.